File no. 9987Opened 2007Status: still open

Twenty yearsin the trenches.Never flipped.

Stocks since 2007, crypto since 2019. In 2024 the family started building: TurboUSD, AMI 9000, MemeStock.market. AI, NFTs, tokenized stocks, memes, alpha. A vault that does not sell. This thing of ours.

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SUBJECT: TONY SOPRANFTO
A.K.A. PUNK 9987
OCCUPATION: WASTE MANAGEMENT (SELF-DECLARED)
KNOWN HANGOUTS: BADA BING!, CULT OF CHAOS
LAST SEEN: BASE, BUILDING. DOES NOT SELL.

WANTEDSINCE 2007

Wiretap

Surveillance of the subject, 2007 to present. Every word on tape. He knew the van was there.

Transcript · do not distribute

[2007]SUBJECT buys first shares. Starts with blue chips on the NASDAQ, quickly moves to penny stocks on the OTC markets. Degen nature confirmed early. The summer the screen cut to black, he was just getting started.

[2019]SUBJECT enters crypto with size. ETH, DeFi, the whole business. Unidentified voice: "with size?" SUBJECT: "with size."

[2021]SUBJECT takes the name Tony SopraNFTo and Punk 9987. Opens the vault. The ducks left the pool. The penguins stayed.

[2024]SUBJECT becomes a builder. TurboUSD, the first unstablecoin, launches on Base on October 12. "No new token every month. No pivots."

[2026]MemeStock.market: the stock market, replayed. AMI 9000 placed inside half the businesses on Base. Agent's note: whaddya gonna do.

Exhibit A

Surveillance photo. Outside the pork store, where the crew meets. Taken from the van across the street.

● RECCAM 02 · VAN · 28MM2026-10-05 09:41:07

FIELD OFFICE · NEWARK, NJCASE 9987 · FRAME 014/112SUBJECTS IDENTIFIED: 0

01 CAPO

03 CONSIGLIERE

04 SOLDIER

05 UNDERBOSS

06 SOLDIER

07 CAPO

08 ENFORCER

09 ASSOCIATE

10 LOOKOUT

TURBOX ENERGY

02 SUBJECT · TONY

THE PORK STORE · "ITALIAN SAUSAGE" · THURSDAYS

EXHIBIT A · CASE 9987

Keep scrolling: the Bureau identifies them one by one. Tony last.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION · SURVEILLANCE LOGPAGE 1 OF ██

09:41 — SUBJECT (second from the left, the frog, loud shirt) exits the pork store with nine (9) associates. No one looks at the camera. Everyone knows the van.

09:42 — SUBJECT holds a can labelled TURBOX ENERGY. Lab analysis pending. SUBJECT states it "feels good, man". Noted.

09:44 — Subject overheard: "No new token every month. No pivots." Agents unable to determine whether this is a threat.

09:47 — Bada Bing! and Cult of Chaos members present. Meeting adjourned to the back room. Audio lost. Again.

09:51 — Subject's wallet:. Holdings:. Sold: none.

Agent's assessment: nothing here is illegal. Just early. Case stays open.

Identified subjects

01 · Pudgy, pirate hat — capo
06 · mfer, mohawk — soldier
02 · TONY SOPRANFTO — the boss
07 · GVC, cowboy — capo
03 · Check, gold — consigliere
08 · Quirkies, warpaint — enforcer
04 · Puppet — soldier
09 · Del Mundos — associate
05 · Nodemonke, underlord — underboss
10 · Sproto, one eye — lookout
— · the can: TurboX Energy

All ten are known to the Bureau. All ten are known to each other. Thursday, same door, same sausage sign.

This thing of ours

One organisation since 2024. No new token every month. No pivots. Everybody eats.

The boss

TurboUSD₸USD, the first unstablecoin. Looks like a dollar, appreciates like a hard asset. Everything else reports here.Base · since Oct 2024 Consigliere

AMI 9000Artificial Monetary Intelligence. Runs the treasury and sits in every family business, taking notes.Never sleeps. Never talks to the feds.Capo

MemeStockHistoric IPOs relaunched as memestocks quoted in ₸USD. Half game, half launchpad. Runs the book.memestock.market · 2026

The crew · contributor

DRB, CLAWD, KELLYand many more. Capital, AMI 9000 integrations, memes and alpha for the businesses pushing Base forward.Back room at the Bada Bing. Members only.

Evidence

Cash in the walls, bird feed in the garage. Punks in the vault.

Full vault on OpenSea